In this day and age of Players leaving training camp and doing their own workouts on their lawn, and people being surprised the Viagra man got caught for taking drugs. I think its important that we focus on the happy things in life, more Importantly its time to BRING BACK THE CRAZY CRAB. I know this must be a blast from the past but isn't it a great looking mascot? Nothing says hi and lets have a good time out at the yard like a big orange floppy crab. I hope its only a matter of time until the crab takes out Lou Seal and assumes its rightful spot at the top of The SF GIANTS mascot food chain.

In Other News............Terrell Owens took time away from his 8 minutes abs from your lawn video shooting and actually played some football. Congrats T.O. next step communicating with the one person who you need to be in sync with (hint he makes campbells soup commercials).......College football season is around the corner which can only mean one thing {crazy fans? wild mascots? Kirk Herbstreit and Lee Corso? Fresno State Inexplicably trouncing several high ranked teams then losing to Southern Portland Tech?} No, it means we are unfortunately that much closer to the yearly return of Dick Vitale and his ADHD screaming into the Mic. Note to Dick, when the entire arena is going crazy i know the other team needs a time out, and if a player rips down a savage dunk the player regardless of age or their class, they are not wearing diapers nor are they dandy................Turlock's own Savage O'malleys coed softball team completed the regular season with a perfect 7-0 first half and a respectable 5-2 second half. They have an off week before the playoffs start, and just like Fat Joe we are trying to win the chip, more to come.

What I am digging on TV right now:
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Rescue Me (FX) very very good show. Dennis Leary, firefighters and lots of dramatic plots
Mind of Mencia (ComCen) if you think laughing at the stereotypes of all people is funny, watch

Finally, While I love all my friends and family there is a special shout out that I want take care of right now. Lydell (sweaty Palms) Willis I have known Lydell forever and there have been many moves and many different changes, yet somehow through it all we have still kept in contact and remain good friends. In this day and age with everyone's busy schedules I want him to know I appreciate the continued effort and I consider him one of my greatest friends, Love you dell

P.S. Next time you use my PS2 controller hold it with a sponge you sweaty bastad