WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MUSIC????????????
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Let me start with a declaration, I am not a doctor, not even close. Shoot Dr. Dre is more of a doctor than I am. That being said where exactly on a female body is the Laffy Taffy? Because I was driving around the other day and heard an obviously skilled rapper telling his female ladies to shake their laffy taffy. Um.........I am fairly familiar with the female body and have yet to come across said laffy taffy. I can only think of one place it could be and i don't want her to shake it if its in there. I remember when rapper and entertainers would just be sly about what they were talking about........Like Whoomp there it is.............................and my favorite....the oddly familiar but apparently not the same Whoot there it is. All the average music listener had to determine was whoot or whoomp. However now the phase is food rap, i think i am going to enter the entertainment industry..............look out source awards here comes Dj Snacky Snack with his multiplatinum hit the Whopper bounce................or as it will be known in the streets.....shake tha whoppa. (A little secret though.....girls dont have
whoppers, i was just passing a burger king and thought whoppers sounded good.) Dj Snacky Snack being tremendously famous will drop the last snack on his name to be taken more seriously and will now be known as Dj Snacky (much better). The previously mentioned Dj Snacky will have many more hits like the drumstick wiggle, and the sobe shake, and right before he falls off, the last song that gets him serious gets street cred, and the best since whoppa bounce...........his multi patinum hit......Funyun Stank, where Dj Snacky gets a little gangsta with an appearance from lil Jon. two weeks later Dj Snack is an outkast, his song wheat thin jiggle bombs horribly, and his attempt at a love song "i'll eat your hershey kisses" is tremendously misunderstood. He tries to drop the Dj, and becomes SNACK....but it is too late and the rap industry has passed him by. Then of course he is forgotten as a new rapper who raps about bath soaps hits the scene, but it was a nice run while it lasted. by the way if anyone finds the laffy taffy or the whopper on a lady let me know................seacrest out................................LOL.